Life as I know it

… and nobody can tell what he is.

"Tamagotchi is a tiny pet from cyberspace who needs your love to survive and grow. If you take good care of your Tamagotchi pet, it will slowly grow bigger, healthier, and more beautiful every day. But if you neglect your little cyber creature, your Tamagotchi may grow up to be mean or ugly. How old will your Tamagotchi be when it returns to its home planet? What kind of virtual caretaker will you be?"

alexishepburn:

Flower bunch filler for the lovely Shannon !  Between tattoos by @kanetrubenbacher

alexishepburn:

Flower bunch filler for the lovely Shannon !
Between tattoos by @kanetrubenbacher

jdude000:

OH MY GOD

did-you-kno:

Someone invented a Legless Pirate Corkscrew to enhance the awesomeness of your drinking experience. Source

did-you-kno:

Someone invented a Legless Pirate Corkscrew to enhance the awesomeness of your drinking experience. Source

heckayeah:

american sex ed